Monday 4 May 2009

What British people really want

There's been a lot written in the British press recently about people hating Gordon Brown. I'm here to tell you its rubbish. The British people don't hate Gordon Brown.. they love him! His tubby face! His squinty eyes! Have you ever loved someone so much you're afraid to approach them? Scared of their rejection.. scared they don't feel the same way. The British press are too stupid to see what I know.

Oh, British people: Gordon loves you too! Run to him! Embrace him! Rush to the polling stations and cram your voting cards into his boxes! You've only got one life, British people - this is no time for your famous reserve.. don't waste your one chance with Gordon.

2 comments:

  1. bloody commie labour supporters!

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  2. I see my American readership is growing in number.

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