The tea party

I'm going to invite these Tea Party fellows round soon. We'll get to the bottom of all this: do they really want to cut taxes? abolish the national debt?

More to the point though: do they really drink tea? and do they enjoy it? If they don't then I really don't see the point. Why base your movement around a drink you don't even like? After all, they could always join the Aryan brotherhood instead.