Ed Miliband is coming round for a chat over brunch. I'm going to prepare him a real treat!
First I wrap a banana in a fried egg. Then I place this in a bun. I sprinkle cornflakes over the top, and then to make sure that all the food groups are included, I pour brandy over it and set it on fire.
Hopefully Sarcozy will be out of the flat by then. I told him he could use the front room for a slumber party.
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By the way, I still think Ed should have used "A new Ted for a new age" as his campaign slogon. It's poor in that it brings to mind Edward Heath, but good in that otherwise its completely meaningless.
ReplyDeleteI think Mr (so called) Milliband's new slogan should be "how can i sleep at night".
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