I haven't been posting much lately, mainly due to a succession of colds. This damnable cold!
Anyway.. here's something to cheer everyone up: there's going to be a World Cup soon! England are seeded, but France and Portugal are dangerous floaters. Yes.. play against Ronaldo or Henry and you'll be sick of the sight of floaters for life. Possibly it would be better if the England side stayed at home this summer - or even if they hadn't been born at all!
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I'm a very old man.
ReplyDeleteIn my day, the only floater in football was Stanley Matthews. He'd float down the wing, pipe in hand, and knock a quick hat-trick in before half time every match. Then, after a few pork pies and a quick sleep, he'd really get going in the second half, and float up the other wing smoking a cigar.
Of course, as time went on, footballers had to give up smoking because of global warming. I look back fondly at the 1950s. They were simpler times.. but in many ways better.
I think elections should be held in swimming pools!
ReplyDeleteTurds for Cameron!
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