Swine flu

Have you heard the news? Apparently swine flu isn't real! Swine flu - when pigs fly? Its all just a big hoax. The Mexican taxpayer will probably be furious when he finds out about this; the loss of income from tourism will be massive, and paper masks aren't cheap - but the Mexican government has loftier goals than enriching its own citizens. Yes, the Mexican government is actively increasing Gross World Happiness by perpetuating this soon-to-be legendary stunt. If only all our rulers were so benevolent and forward thinking! What a Nirvarna the world would be!