Some time ago Gordon Brown promised an end to Boom and Bust. Unbeknownst to us this didn't mean an end to breasty exlosions - Oh No! It meant an end to the cycle of life; no more birth and death, and more importantly: no more buying koy carp whilst labouring under the misaprehension we're fantastically wealthy.
But now we've had the breastiest explosion in history. The economy is suffering from a Depression. Economies don't suffer from depression - they suffer from a Depression. Its like a hurricane! This depression is cutting deep - its hurting economic growth - economic growth which doesn't even exist!
So what are we going to do about it? The economy is lying on the sofa, staring into space. Meanwhile this bastard Depression is hurting growth before it even exists! I say the economy should wise up. No use moping around. It should exercise regularly and I've heard bananas are good for the mood! Apparently you point them at people and say "This banana is loaded!"
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