I'm going to invite these Tea Party fellows round soon. We'll get to the bottom of all this: do they really want to cut taxes? abolish the national debt?
More to the point though: do they really drink tea? and do they enjoy it? If they don't then I really don't see the point. Why base your movement around a drink you don't even like? After all, they could always join the Aryan brotherhood instead.
I applaud their movement towards reinstating metallic currencies.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that the Dow Jones hasn't risen at all in the past 30 years, if you measure the index's price in gold. This is damning for those of us who spend all our dosh on it.
It will also play into my hands, as I intend to blow Fort Knox up with a nuclear device. Mums the word!
Perhaps I should set up the biscuit party! Ha Ha!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, all these dolphin loving beardos are running for the hills, aren't they! Oh ho ho! they've really taken their biscuit!
Ask them what they think of Steven Finn's steepling bounce.
ReplyDeletehave you been reading my book?
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