Make your vote count.

The European elections are approaching, and I suggest you vote for the BNP. Why? Firstly European elections mean precisely nothing, so it matters not who you vote for. Secondly it will remove a number of mad fascists from the country, and dump them in Brussels. Thirdly, they'd love having all those foreigners to offend - they'll be like pigs in shit, gorging themselves on chips and mayonnaise. Fourthly, I've run it past Nicolas Sarcoszy and he's fine with the idea. British Nutjob Party.. everyone's a winner.