Eurovision

The British press are constantly rattling on about unfairness in the Eurovision song contest.. apparently countries bordering lots of other countries are more likely to win. Clearly this is piffle.. I didn't watch the Eurovision song contest, but what I do know is: Norway came first, Britain came fifth, and the British entrant was moderately attractive. As you all know, Britain only has one neighbouring country, and Norway two.

So.. this is obviously typical anti-European scaremongering by the press.. would the Great brother nations of Europe allow themselves to be humiliated by corruption and nepotism? Never! Sarcozy would never allow it.