Monday, 1 June 2009

Vastly stiff Australians

Ricky Ponting suggests that Australian opponents will be "Vastly stiffer", then West Indian ones. Now.. its not for me to speculate on the stiffness of West Indian cricketers, but I think its fair to say that Ponting thinks that during the Ashes Australia will be incredibly stiff. I don't know about you, but I'm shaken to my core by this statement. I suspect the foxy Australians have stumbled upon some sort of secret weapon. Starch baths, perhaps.. or ground Viagra mixed into their breakfast Vegemite.

2 comments:

  1. Who cares? Test matches are boring. If test cricket is the bread, then I'm the jam.

    Ricky Ponting has no idea how stiff I am in preparation for the Twenty20 World Cup.

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  2. It seems the Aussies lost their stiffness somewhat in the face of the West Indies and Sri Lankans. Even Ireland are more thrusting than the convicts at the moment.

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